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If my cat shits on the carpet can I call it 'a big smelly willy'?

mintsmintsmints:

catp0rn:

.. i guess

I’ll never understand people’s sense of humor.

Are there no gunshops in southern Vermont??

I’ve never had such a hard time finding shops that apparently don’t exist at all.
0/3

Vermont is perfect. #802

Vermont is perfect. #802

anarcho-bootyist:

Bahahahahahahahaha

anarcho-bootyist:

Bahahahahahahahaha

basedheisenberg:

landofquartzandmelody:

gun control laws need to be less of an “interpreting the constitution” issue and more of a “sometimes the constitution is fucking wrong ok” issue u feel 8////

Freedom of speech laws need to be less of an “interpreting the constitution” issue and more of a “sometimes the constitution is fucking wrong ok” issue u feel 8////

Your god damn right.

Your god damn right.

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

This is so fucking stupid.

What upper I that

What upper I that

freexcitizen:

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

This has to be fake

sugarrr-tits:

nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

Lmao

My phone number got put in a craigslist ad as a horny 18yo girl looking for fun.

atrophy-of-life:

whiskey-weather:

tombstone-actual:

Over the past 24 hours I’ve gotten at least 120 text messages and probably 30 dick pics.
I’m changing my number.

I want to laugh but that fucking sucks.

Best. Prank. Ever.

Yeah fucking hilarious..

I guess it didn’t post all the way. This is it… Times almost 100